Church plans to burn the Quran on Sept. 11

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sapphi_snake said:

WessleWoggle said:

sapphi_snake said:

WessleWoggle said:

They plan to burn the quran?

This is an outrage! I am outraged!

Why? I thought you were the Buddha? Aren't your followers fighting with Muslims in some Asian country?

What? My followers are out spreading world peace and working on the kingdom of samayim in Antarctica, a giant heated bubble that will be heaven on earth, and will be free of the laws that hold modern society back. The followers of the past Buddhas may be fighting wars, I don't know, but my followers are doing much more important things. 

Lolz, what does one have to do to get into that kingdom once it's finished? And what are these laws "that hold modern society back"?

You have to pledge your eternal loyalty and give all your money to the project. Don't worry, your money will be returned to you with a palace and all the comforts you could imagine.  You know what laws hold modern society back, drug laws, drugs like amphetamines boost productivity. Then there's cloning laws, which have stopped us from creating perfect human specimens and also have stopped us from created human-animal hybrids.