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This is why I prefer to watch the women's equivalent of any sport that has a net. Last thing I want to worry about is a hairy, squirrely nutsack popping out from the shorts during a bicycle kick when I am watching.

Give me the women's voccer where they wear form-fitting spandex and I will be the biggest fan in the stands screaming like a drunk frat boy.