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You're doing it all wrong.  You have to lure lurkers into your van with the promise of delicious Werther's Originals candy.  Now I know I have some here, somewhere........

*reaches into pocket*

......darn.  All out of candy.  I have some in my van.  Attention, lurkers:  Meet me in the van out back.