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I saw machette. The plot was more disjointed then it had to be. It paid tribute to the explotation movies of the 70's. It was a serious film,not a parody. It showed lindsey lohan topless,although I was'nt sure if that was her,are a stand-in. I thought steven segal was going to be in the film more than he was. I liked the film over-all,but it was'nt as good as I expected. lol