When I was in high school, I bought a rainbow colored car air freshener. I had no idea that rainbows were taken over by gay people! It just reminded me of Rainbow Bright and it smelled good! People really should announce such things. For weeks after that, this gay guy named Shannon would come to my house every time I went outside. It got so bad, I wouldn't leave the house until the sun went down. It took me ages to figure out what was going on!!








