| Mr Puggsly said: No shit, why wasn't it news when I said this? |
You are not an theoretical physicist/cosmologist paralyzed with ALS who wrote a famous book in 1992. Get a degree in theoretical physics, pay a friend to take a sledge hammer to your legs and hip, write a book, and you just may be up there at Hawkings level.
Oh, I left out the part where you say, "IQ tests are for losers" making everyone think your the smartest guy to ever grace the planet.
Seriously, God bless Stephen Hawking. It takes a lot of courage, tenacity, and a big penis with grapefruit sized balls to be a public figure when you are in the condition he is in a world obssessed over image. I would have asked my relatives to give me a shotgun, a month's supply of marijuana, and wheel me out in the woods if I ever lost control of my lower body, especially my penis.
