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1) experiment every possible way to stimlate clitoris, G-spot, asshole and every other exotic spot scientists found recently

2) repeat point 1 with lesbians

3) exhibitionism

4) phone to every live talk show giving the female opinion that the headache excuse is BS and that anal, a2m, a2ogm, swallowing, anal creampie swallowing and having both channels fisted are good, that not having enemas before is more natural and that removing jealousy and doing it 2 females 1 man is the minimum combination for women to really enjoy sex

5) whatever else sexual I could devise

6) taking photos, videos and recordings of points 1 to 5 to keep after the day is over

 

...YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT NSFW IN THE TITLE, YOU KNEW HOW IT WOULD HAVE ENDED!!!   



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