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Dante.

He is almost as cool as Duke Nukem.
He is a good guy trying to save the humanity.
He got some really cheesy lines like: I do not date girls that shot me in the face.
He is a ladies man, but he never forces his way or go with hookers.
He uses guns and swords to do 90000+ hit combos.
His game is one of the hardest games ever.
He was slashed in half, stabbed in the heart, shot in the face, burned alive, eaten by a monster, fell from a tower and survived.

Kratos, on the other hand:

1) is a very sick and evil bastard. He kill people for fun.
2) is a cold blooded killer. Killed his own family. Uses his men as cannon fodder. Kill everyone that disagrees with him (gods included).
3) can only get laid if the girls are afraid of him.
4) is a late homosexual. Come on, all that killing, screwing top less hookers, I "hate the world" attitude. Not to mention his obsession with Ares and Zeus ... Is he trying to prove something or should I say deny something.
5) is trying to get more powerful for his own selfish purposes.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."