Microsoft to increase price of Xbox Live Gold

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shio said:

Mr Puggsly said:

Mvp4eVa said:

Microsoft: damn let stick it to them and use Inflation as an excuse...  ha, ha, ha

Sony: what inflation ?  I care about the economy, I let the player play online for FREEEEEEE !! ain't that the standard no?

Microsoft: but if I let online for free for Silver no body would have an interest in upgrading to gold ..

Sony: so your using online gameplay which is free on my console to lure gamers into paying for apps that they dont want nor need but still have to pay that fee because thats the only way they would have access to online gameplay?

Sony: lol...more like fishing? 

Ms: Shhh!  shut up! Sony, I dont want them to know, but that how business goes.. otherwise they all would be silver members just to play online for free and than ignore gold all together ..

Sony: thats F'ed up , yo!

Sony: I'm adding apps here and there and making it for PSN PLUS for those who are willing to upgrade and gain an edge over the basic users for extra contents and free stuffs..

MS:that sounds cool but understand this, pay to play COD black Ops and halo: Reach online, or miss out, dude they have to pay me first to play nad its been working since so why change.

Sony: keep doing what your doing, -I will add extras, free stuff, apps for a premium, but I will keep whats the been the norm and that is, let my users feel free anytime they want to play online.

Microsft: u suk!...

 

The public: VOTE for Sony Campaign..

Microsoft: What's your finacial situation this generation? Selling those PS3s like you expected?

Sony: ...

Microsoft: Well you guys still rolling in that PS2 money, right?

Sony: ...

Microsoft: Well you still must have PSP money, right? Those things sold like hot cakes.

Sony: ...

Microsoft: PS3 hardware ate all that money up? Ouch. I imagine PSN Plus is a big hit. All the great stuff you get, people must be signing up like crazy.

Sony: Well... we give the best PSN features for free.

Microsoft: ...

Sony: ...

Microsoft: Are you even trying to make money?

Sony: But we can make money doing everything you do for free.

Microsoft: Really?

Sony: No...

2003

Valve: Hey Microsoft, wanna partner with us to make a service that could put PC Gaming over the top?

Microsoft: No, your idea is 10 years too soon. We don't want to have anything with you guys.

Valve: You are losing a great opportunity.

Microsoft: Whatever, we are going to consoles. We aren't focused on PC games.

2006

Microsoft: How's business?

Valve: Steam is all over. And you guys said it couldn't be done.

Microsoft: But aren't you giving Steam for free?

Valve: Yeah, which is why getting million of new costumers.

Microsoft: Whatever, PC games don't sell. Consoles are where the money's at.

Valve: But didn't you lose billions with the Xbox?!

Microsoft: Yes, but our idea was to win the console industry with the Xbox 360, not the original Xbox.

2007

Microsoft: Hey Valve, I'm launching GFWL! It will be a stronghold for PC gaming.

Valve: Cool, but what is GFWL?

Microsoft: It's like Xbox Live for PC, and you to pay to use it too.

Valve: What the hell?! PC Gamers won't pay for GFWL ever!

Microsoft: Whatever, we forced millions of console gamers to pay for nothing, PC gamers will too.

Valve: It won't work. PC gamers can't be forced to use GFWL.

Microsoft: We'll win, many big publishers  are already supporting us.

2009

Steam: So how's GFWL?

Microsoft: Badly. No one paid for it, so we had to make GFWL free.

Steam: I told you.

Microsoft: Whatever, PC Gaming is dying. We're closing down all our PC studios.

Steam: WTF?! That's insane! You'll regret this.

Microsoft: PC Gaming is dying, and the money's on consoles.

Steam: You should stop reading NPD numbers...

2010

Microsoft: *reads PR statement* "PC Gaming is important to us. We are always committed to PC Gaming"

Valve: Huh?!

Microsoft: We are coming back in full force to PC Gaming! We are releasing new games on PC, and GFWL will be a stronghold for PC Gaming.

Valve: I've heard this before. Have you even released anything in the past 3 years on PC.

Microsoft: No, "but we are committed..."

Valve: Dude, look:
- You closed all your PC studios.
- GFWL hasn't improved since launch and is still complete crap.
- All publishers that supported GFWL have abandoned you, and came over to Steam instead.
- You haven't released a PC game for years, and won't release before 2011 (if at all).

Microsoft: We thought PC Gaming was dying...

Valve: PC was the only platform to grow in 2009, and 2010 so far. It has always been growing. It was your fault for only reading NPD, and now Steam is so big that we are on MAC now. HAHAHAHA!!!!

this is getting interesting.

quick someone reply

*goes and grabs popcorn*