Microsoft to increase price of Xbox Live Gold

[Squilliam]

Alby_da_Wolf said:

Squilliam said:

Alby_da_Wolf said:

With a 400 inch long penis, MS should be able to screw orally and anally at the same time even the users with the longest bowels, so no need to exceed that size...

Even if its overkill, Sony always wants to exceed Microsoft in everything they do. It almost goes without saying that Sony have a goal to have at least 20% more girth and length than Microsoft.

This should allow to wave rising sun flags from the part peeping out the users' mouths. Yessss, approved, plenty of (more or less useful and necessary) features is a trademark of Sony consoles!   

It certainly is. Meanwhile Nintendo will disrupt the market by selling back scratchers for a massive markup to the parts of the market who are too uncomfortable to turn around with said penis/flag in their body.