| sapphi_snake said: OK. So it was sophomore year in high school. Second day of school. There was this new guy that had lived up until then in Russia (his parents worked for the government). We were sitting together and he says "Something really stupid happened to me yesterday". I ask "what?", and after some convincing he agreed to tell me, with the condition that I don't tell anyone (I feel so naughty at this moment So, he tells me that the other day, when classes had finished and he was returning from school a guy walked up to him and started calling him out. Normaly in such a situation I personally would pretend not to hear him and moved on. What did my friend do? He stopped to talk to the guy (I should also mention that the guy had followed him to an empty alley). So the guy starts yelling at him: "What's going on between you and my sister you fu---ng punk! Are you fu---ng her you punk?". The poor guy dazzled tries to explain that he had never even met that guys sister (how could he? he lived in Russia prior). So the guy tells him "Ok, lend me your phone and I'll call up my sister. Maybe I made a mistake and you're not hte guy. my phone's dead so please lend me yours". What does my surprisingly naive friend do? (considering that Russia ain't exactly the most friendly and safe country in the world) He gives him the phone. What does that guy do? He runs like crazy with my friends phone, leaving the poor guy dazzled. Even funnier was that there was a police presinct not very far.
BTW: Have you tried the police? |
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Ouch Lol... If the guy was convincing enough I woulda gave my phone up if he pulled a knife on me or something. I wouldn't have gave it to him otherwise.
Yeah I reported the stolen bike.
