Yeah, it really sounds like the OP is one or more of the following things:
And don't get me wrong, you can be successful without a college degree, it's just you're MUCH more likely to more successful with one. It's funny to listen to people straight out of college who can't find a job. It's always the schools fault and not theirs at all. Why wouldn't someone want to hire a recent grad with a 2.4 GPA and no co-op or relevant experience? They're the ones that suck, not you.
And just for reference, I can laugh because I was right there with you after graduating. I did little research, chose a major because it could be cool, and had no experience upon graduating. With a Computer Scrience in hand and having to accept a Geek Squad job because I couldn't find anything else, I didn't blame my school. True, I think they could have done a better job preparing me for the real world but I also didn't do a job preparing myself. During school I forgot that I would be competing with 1000's of other people better than me and I didn't try as hard as I should have. My own fault.
Anyways, have fun at Devry or Westwood College because I'm sure they'll do everything within their power to get you a job. /sarcasm