College degrees are a waste of time, money and effort.

[sapphi_snake]

FootballFan said:

sapphi_snake said:

d21lewis said:

sapphi_snake said:

d21lewis said:

• Left law enforcement to become a Nuclear Security Officer at a nuclear power plant.  Experience in law enforcement or military was a must.  I get paid insane money (hundreds more a week than being a cop) to play PSP, watch youtube, lift weights, and read comic books.

 

Isn't this the same job that Homer Simpson has?

You know, I get that a lot!  But really, my job (along with the other members of my team) is to sit in one of our defensive fighting positions with various weaponry and defend my power plant from any acts of terrorism.  A terrorist attack would devastate the U.S. so having personell to defend it from any and all comers is a requirement.  That's where I come in.  But since there is absolutely NO CHANCE of anybody breaching our defenses, all I do is kill time.

LOL... so basically you actually do what Homer Simpson did at his job. Cool man

And he gets paid shitloads for it to. Sweet job right there

Damn... well guess you don't need a fanct degree to have a well-paying job. Hope he'll have enought time to put down his PSP ang go for his gun in case actual terrorists do attack though (and hope he doesn't accidentally pick up the Wii zapper instead).