How to Survive in the USA

[A Bad Clown]

You'll here alot of people talking in a "New Joisey" accent. Also, the emergency number is 911.  Walmart is probably the cheapest plan to stock up on Spam and Pretzels. DO NOT EAT "ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS". Bring a jacket ot two. When you eat a resturant, don't blow your nose and shove it in your sleeve. If you have to spit something out, spit in a napkin. Don't pick your teeth infront of people. Don't say "You know","Dawg", or any variant. There's probably going to be other people from around the world if you're going. And also go to DisneyWorld if you have a break or Busch Gardens. Don't drink the tap water! And most importantly, know what you're going to order before you go into a fast food place like McDonalds.