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patapon said:

Alright, I suck at this but...

My game revolves around a premise simpler than drinking toilet water, you just dance. No accuracy, no cleaver game mechanics, you won't even see yourself playing on the TV screen. Waggling yourself around like a crackhead in a strait jacket is not only recommended, but vital. My idea is to essentially make a glorified light show whose only purpose is to annoy the living fuck out of pets trying to fall asleep on the couch after you mindlessly left the stupid thing on!!!!!! Oh yea, I forgot to mention that along with the light show, it'll have a selection of overplayed pop songs for listening displeasure.

I don't have a name for this atrocity because let's be honest, it doesn't deserve one. And I've also concluded that the only audience willing to dish out cash for this thing is mentally challenged rodents and Leo-j.

So there you have it folks! I bet no sane person would ever consider this piece of $#!%

EDIT: Hmmm... that's strange. I just got a call from Ubisoft...


i had a good laugh!