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Yeah, once the girlfriend (now wife) decided the couch would be a fun spot once.  I got up and though I dead bolted the front in the off chance my room mate would decide to come home and thought everything was cool (well, not for him since in the off chance he did decide to come home he'd be locked out, oh well).

So anyways...yeah, a while later apparently I didn't lock the dead bolt all the way and there we were...naked on his couch...