THIS MAN IS A HERO.
I wish some of the restaurants I've worked at had escape chutes with beers next to them.
I've had a woman accuse me of lying to her about the bill because the computer automatically rounded it up 2 cents to the nearest nickel so we didn't have to deal with pennies. I explained that to her, and she said, "Why should I, in the name of the United States government, leave you a tip after you've lied to me about the cost of my meal!?? That would be rewarding bad behavior, and I just can't do that! The food was great, and your service was great too, but I can't tip a liar!" Then she went to the bathroom, clenched some change in her first while she was in there I guess, stormed back out of the bathroom, and said, "Okay, this is all I'm going to give you, OPEN YOUR HAND." I opened my hand and she SLAMMED 30 cents into my hand and stormed out. She also claimed she was living out of her car and couldn't afford to tip liars, but... was still buying a $20-$30 meal, and gas for her car...
