The nicest thing you have done

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d21lewis said:

And to balance things out--I've done a lot of bad things to a lot of good people.  One thing that isn't the worst thing I've done but I feel bad about almost everyday was:  One day my little girl was arguing with me.  She said she was going to run away from home.  I let her walk out the front door but I was looking out of the window.  She never even left the steps.  She just stood there.  Then, she came back inside.  When I saw her coming, I ran to the kitchen, put a packet of ketchup in my mouth.   When my kid came back inside, I pretended that I was dead (and let ketchup run out of the side of my mouth).  She fell to the floor, crying "I'm sorry!  I'm sorry".  I got up and told her I was just playing.  That troubles me, everytime I think about it.  I was an asshole.

My grandmother did something similar to that once. You sir are no better than a geriatric hag.

 

On-topic: If zgamer5 had bothered being an old guy olaying video games in a retirement facility I would've had a heartwarming story of me bringing joy to a lonely geriatric gamer. But NO... he just had to ruin it by being 15-16.