| WessleWoggle said: I shave off all my body hair for my disciples to smoke. The body hair of the Maitreya Buddha contains hallucinogenic properties. I can also let bullets pass through my body with no damage. |
Really, I thought they would just bounce of your fat?
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
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