d21lewis on 05 August 2010
I didn't. I think I had sex with a teddy bear before, though.
My kid has a few. She has a stuffed cat named "Catty", a stuffed dog named "Dog", a stuffed bear named "Bear" (who loves honey so much that we've actually bought bottles of honey for it. It's a long story), and a stuffed fish named "Fishy". She has dozens of other stuffed animals with real names (and like any good father, I can name every single one of them) but I always thought those generic names were so cute!
