How are non-Americans so sick at gaming?!??

[Alby_da_Wolf]

Serious_frusting said:

iBlah said:

hm.....Halo 3 you say? maybe because games like Halo 3 is very popular in America, so even after a long time there are still plenty of people buy and play it, but in other regions people tend to move on to newer games after a while, those that still remain are the ones who really like the game and they play the crap outta it, so it seems to you that every non American gamer is good.

ding ding ding bingo we have a winner

d21lewis said:

All I know is this:  In any game from Street Fighter to Tetris, if the person you're playing against online is from Japan, TURN THE CONSOLE OFF AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE AND RUN!

I guess it's because they have dojos that train them to be Ninja Gamers, or they're still mad about that whole "atomic bomb" thing, or there's something in the J-Pop that gives them super speed and tiny penises.  Whatever it is, it's a stereotype that makes me feel better about my piss poor gaming skills.

Yeah, I agree with Serious that iBlah gave a sensible explanation, but my LOLmeter makes me choose d21!    Hey, maybe dojos train them to use micropenises as killer precision joysticks!!!