d21lewis on 03 August 2010
All I know is this: In any game from Street Fighter to Tetris, if the person you're playing against online is from Japan, TURN THE CONSOLE OFF AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE AND RUN!
I guess it's because they have dojos that train them to be Ninja Gamers, or they're still mad about that whole "atomic bomb" thing, or there's something in the J-Pop that gives them super speed and tiny penises. Whatever it is, it's a stereotype that makes me feel better about my piss poor gaming skills.
