If Satan actually ran the music industry, these guys would be rich and famous:
No, instead the truth behind the music industry is far more terrifying than teenage zombie sluts could ever be.
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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