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I guzzled a pint then 3/4ths of a fifth of Jack Black when I was 16, haven't touched the stuff since. (I vomited that shit so hard it went through my nose. Over a quarter century later and I can still smell it)
About a dozen years later I ran across a place that had Long Island Ice Tea SLUSHIES! Way too easy to drink!
I don't remember how many I drank, or most of that evening as a matter of fact. I didn't lose any friends or get a DUI, apparently I was able to keep it together. I left the house with $100 and woke up with $15 in paper and a couple of dollars in coin. A16oz drink cost $3.50 and I spent at least 30% on tips. I do remember rotating my purchases between two bartenders and four waitresses because they limited you to four of that particular drink.
ALWAYS TIP YOUR WAITER OR WAITRESS! I'm never too drunk to remember that.
Recently I slammed 16 Guinness Extra Stouts.
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