| d21lewis said: Back in 1997, I was living with my cousin and his uncle (who I called uncle, too but he's not really my uncle) in Atlanta. His girlfriend was over and everyone was drinking. I wasn't much of a drinker but I didn't want to be left out. I drank glass after glass of some real hard liquor. I got it into my mind that I was going to give my "uncle's " girlfriend some oral sex and make her fall in love with me. I crawled over to her. I don't remember much after that. I recall throwing up, standing in front of the bathroom mirror and crying while my "uncle" was trying to pull down my pants (not sure if he succeeded or not--but my ass didn't hurt the next day), and people standing around me yelling. Aside from that, I don't remember a thing. Nobody will tell me what happened that night, either. Hopefully, I went on an adventure like those guys in "The Hangover" and it was awesome. Somehow, I doubt it. -And my sis got married in 2008. I drank so much random alcohol from the bar. This was probably my first time getting "sloppy drunk" since 1997. The next morning, I policed my county and threw up in every corner of it. I also called every girl I know and begged them for pussy. One message that I had left on one girl's phone said "Keyla, this is Tim. I need some motherfuckin' pussy, man. I called every girl I know and they....... I just......lajgflkasjgag[agjar[ajagnv/;......*click* " I don't know how she was able to resist coming over and screwing my brains out, that night! |
LOL! awesome drunk story man, I have tears in my eyes
