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The last time I got drunk, I overdid it so much that my body seems to not allow me to binge drink anymore.  I was at a graduation party for one of my biddies who was finishing college: 

anyway, the day started with a game of "edward 40 hands" in which one duct tapes 2 40 oz. bottles of malt liquor to your hands, one on each.   you can't remove them until you drink both, meaning that you basically have to chug it or you'll probably piss yourself.

Then through the corse of the night I drank a whole 12 pack of Coors, not Coors light, but old school full on Coors.

I then blacked out around this moment, and supposedly kept drinking until I was telling stories about a Chupacabras that my friends still bring up all the time.  I would estimate somewhere in the neighborhood of 35-40 drinks. 

Next thing I know I'm puking in a trash can and going to bed...

LOL

 

so if my math is correct a 40 is roughly 5 beers, so there are 10 drinks, then factor in a 12 pack and we have 22 confirmed drinks, then a mystery amount of drinks that put it over the top....

 

and thus the reason I haven't been drunk since.