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If we talk about complete intercourse, in a very narrow and uncomfortable shower, if we count also preliminaries, in discos and dance halls, when I had dancer girlfriends, I used to slip a hand in their knickers and finger them while dancing bachata. Once I started doing it with a woman that gasped in my ear while dancing and we ended together. Later I discovered that initially that gasping wasn't excitement (it became it later), she suffers from asthma!   



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!