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@Pyro as Bill: Yes, it was. As I wrote it, I did it with Homer Simpson's list-reeling voice ("There you go again, Marge, always taking the other side: Flanders, the water board, God").

I dunno, I think that this could be one of those key issues that could be too much for the core Tory party. Whilst it may seem like a minor issue to us, for some reason, it seems to be a really big deal for these political types (I personally feel the same way about things like abortion and gay marriage - they seem to be such minor things to me, and yet they draw up such huge, moral debates in Parliament, and indeed, everywhere else).