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Some of my former GF would have preferred a smaller girth, as long as they didn't get used to er, ehm, "breechloading"...   After, they'd have preferred it bigger.   



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!