If you had to leave your country, where would you live?

[A Bad Clown]

I would be kicked out of every country for various reasons. Canada for making fun of the accent, Britian for the teeth, Russia for screaming "GRENADA" randomly, and North Korea for implying that Kim is a woman. I already have plans to take a chunck of Antartica and rename it Clownopolis. I have plans to franchise a Subway and a Bennihanas right outside my huge ice castle. I'll begin producing my own money and start a World Championship Swiss Cheese and Skittles Eating League! WCSCSEL!!!! And Maybe plan a premtive strike on Sealand or my friend's house.....