The PS3 is the pampered child that Sony bought a brand new car for on its sweet 16, sent to all of the best colleges, and dressed in nothing but the finest clothes. They told the PS3 how wonderful it was better than its siblings, when it was a child, and even paid for its abortion when it accidentally got pregnant. They also entered the PS3 in beauty pageants and told the PS3 that it would be a model when it grew up. Instead of taking care of its parents when they got older, the PS3 married a tattoo artist and works as a waitress at the local Waffle House.
They had such high hopes........








