I'd add:
-that most rock stars that I know don't have a fully functioning stage in their back yards. If they did, I'm pretty sure it would be a little less operable after that rock star was, I don't know, LIVING IN A NURSING HOME FOR YEARS!?!
-some of us CAN run for more than 6 seconds without gasping for air. being chased by killer shadows tends to provide a motivational boost of energy.
-typewriter technology has progressed dramatically since 1937. Even in a small town like the one I live in, we had electric typewriters since the 90's. I hear one guy even has a computer!
-I know our gun control laws are a little lax, compared to other countries. Still, I've only found pistols, shotguns, rifles and ammunition laying unattended in the open four times last month. FOUR. Give us some credit, here!
