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pizzahut451 said:
sethnintendo said:
Final-Fan said:

Who's your daddy?


That is a good question for Jesus considering the "virgin" Mary wasn't a virgin at all.  The biggest hoax in human history. 

Mary - Uh oh, Joseph I am pregnant. 

Joseph - What???  I didn't even sleep with you!

Mary - Yea, weird huh it was God though! 

Joseph goes on rampage then falls to sleep and has hallucinated dream that somehow God really did impregnate her to ease his mind.

your post is so incredibly ignorant, it makes my stomach hurt from laughing. God never ''slept'' with anyone. that is a very stupid and sinfull thing to say... Mary was a virgin and she was pregnant without any sexual intercourse... the angel told her that she was blessed and that she is carrying a son of God...

Did you even read the Bible or did you just come here to shit on other people's beliefs?

I wasn't being ignorant.  I don't believe that Jesus was the true son of God.  My post was supposed to be a joke on that I believe Mary just had an affair then played it off.  I believe that he said I am a son of God (just like everyone else is) then people transformed him into something he isn't.  I will never believe in Christianity again but I do believe in a higher power.  This will be my last post here because eventually I will say something very harsh against Christians.  Maybe someday 99% of Christians who judge people, don't live Christian life, etc... will start acting like they are supposed to (help others in need, not judging others, etc).  Christians are hypocritical and judgmental which goes against what they are not supposed to be.  Anyways, have a good life.