| A Bad Clown said: I was quite possibly the first Jewish boy to be expelled from Catholic school for kicking a nun. Oddly enough they say I had such good manners I presented the main priest with the holy water for a ceremony. I have the Certificate from the Our Lady Fatima Group to prove it! |
1. Why did you kick the nun?
2. I have a better story. I knew a girl in high school who accidentaly set a priest on fire. She was banned from church.
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