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jjseth said:
rocketpig said:

I absolutely love it when people just completely make up numbers. The new ones haven't been out long enough to figure out their failure rate (which initially appears to be quite good based on 'net bitching, but again, it's still too early).


I didn't look it up, did you? And to steal a quote from Stephen Colbert:

"That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book.

Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that's how our nervous system works. Every night on my show, the Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, OK? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I call it the "No Fact Zone." Fox News, I hold a copyright on that term."


So let me get this straight... You just admitted to making up a completely random number, presenting it as truth, and somehow I'm the idiot here for calling you out on the fabrication.

Riiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhhttt. 




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