patapon on 27 June 2010
(Sits beside fountain)
Okay God/force/magic space wizard, I know I only pray to you when I want something... and this is one of those times, but please hear me out. You see, I never win anything!!!
I've been in races, chess tournaments, Pokemon duels (they beat my Charizard with their Bulbasaur? WTF), etc. I never come out on top and I'm sick of it!!! Well... I did win a soccer match for my team once, but nobody watches that shit so it doesn't count. I lose so much that when I put a quarter into the gumball machine, it won't give me the f**king gumball!
I wish upon Gabe Newell's beautiful man handles , please make Patapon 3 #1 VGChartz Most Wanted this month!
(tosses coin into water)
Alright, now that I'm feeling confident...
1. Patapon 3 (psp)
2. The Last Guardian (PS3)
3. Journey (PS3)
4. Ninokuni (PS3)
5. Portal 2 (PS3)
