New Xbox 360 has red dot of death, instead? Not quite

[richardhutnik]

So, the RROD is replaced with a version of the Eye of Sauron:

That takes control of the 360 and powers it down to prevent users from destroying itself?

Wait, maybe the 360 is more like HAL2000:

Overheat?  I can't do that Dave.  And no Dave, you aren't allowed to do the towel trick!