Luckily my parents finally switched to a cable modem. When I visit them next week I should be OK unless I need to torrent something, lol.
On the minus side, the home computer isn't well-suited for gaming (512 MB RAM, lol) AND I'm considered the tech guy, so I wind up solving their problems. AND Dad just bought a laptop, d'oh!
There is no such thing as a console war. This is the first step to game design.







