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Man, when I was in high school, our principal shoved some kid, the kid shoved him back, and the principal PICKED HIM UP and BODY SLAMMED him. Then had him permanently expelled. Oh, and tried to expel my brother for gluing a fake pentagram on his forehead for halloween. After trying to convert him to christianity in the back of a golf cart.

And as an American, I'll be the first to admit that we seem to have way more than our fair share of crazy/stupid people in this country. And our justice system has been extremely trigger-happy since September 11. Anybody ever hear of that....I think it was a first grader? ...that picked up a chicken nugget that was shaped a little bit like a gun, aimed it at a teacher and said "bang bang" and got expelled for it?