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I'm lamenting the surprisingly diverse, but mostly overcast weather we've been having the last few days, pretending to work on a project that's due the 30th, and writing jerk-off stories for my mailgrou--- wait, no! I'm not doing that last one... never, I... I don't write porn... I'm a good boy... a good boy... good boys don't write porn... no porn... I'm a good boy... *rocks back and forth in corner, sucking thumb*