| d21lewis said: It's pretty accurate. I've never thrown a controller, though. Instead, I talk to the console: "Are you happy, Nintendo!?! Is this what you want? You enjoy watching my PAIN!! Well guess what! I WANTED to lose!!! You fool. YOU GAVE ME EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!!" And then, when I beat the stage/boss/puzzle, I tell the console that I was lying and that it fell for my trick.
-This might explain why my Xbox 360 died that time........... |
I do the same thing, except to my PC:
"Come on you piece of shit! I knew I should have gotten an Intel Processor! You make me lose one more time and I'm gonna go buy an ATI card! Don't make me reboot you! I WILL REBOOT YOU!!
YOU WANT A VIRUS!!! OK!!! LET'S DOWNLOAD AS MUCH PORN AS WE CAN FIND UNTIL YOU GET A VIRUS!!!!"
This would explain why my hard-drive has crashed... three times. :(
I have smashed a keyboard though, it was practically broken anyway, and that's why I was getting mad in the first place.
