101. If you lose traction with your rear wheels around a turn you'll actually go faster.
102. An engine backfire out of your exhaust pipes should give you a hefty speed boost.
103. Dropping a banana peel out of a car window is an incredibly dangerous practice.
104. If a knife is stuck in it's holder, there are probably 3 pendants or so hanging around that should loosen it up a little.
105. Fairies are in fact real. Either A) you eat them (or they fly around you) and they give you more energy; or B) They are weird, greedy, creepy middle-aged men who "have something you need" and don't mind getting a little awkward with you while they take you and your wallet to the cleaner's.
106. If you perform a barrel roll your airplane will be invincible and actually deflect lasers. So, "Do a barrel roll!"
107. Bad guys usually leave their front doors unlocked...but when they do lock doors they always lock themselves in and leave the key somewhere on the outsite.
108. Giant lizards hate italian plumbers.
109. If you wear a green tunic and a hat everyone will adore you and trust you with everything they have.
110. The ends typically do justify the means
111. Garlic makes you strong
112. you'll live even after falling into molten lava multiple times
113. you may think you're a dude now, but in the end you'll find out you were a girl all along
114. if you feed your pet enough stuff he'll eventually poop out something nice
115. ghosts aren't scary, one look renders them harmless
116. Throwing fireballs at your enemies makes them fall down.
117. Now you're playing with power.
118. SUPER POWER!
119. The moon has a creepy face.
120. Chickens and pigs are deadly.
121. Chickens can support the weight of someone who's (almost) fully grown
122.finish 3rd and make tons of profits $$$
123: Guys named Error are famous forever
124: Dinosaurs have an unhealthy obsession for princesses.
125: Italian Plumbing is dangerous business.
126. Dogs can play guitar.
127. There are a town somewhere inhabited by various animals.
128. Falcon punch do hurt. A lot.
129. Sometimes the sun gets angry and tries to kill you.
130. Earthquakes, flooding and volcano eruption happening at the same time can easily result in a very bad day.
131. Landing a plane isn't that hard.
132. Children would be in mortal danger if it weren't for friend codes.
133. If you eat a fly agaric, you can take a hit of a bullet in the head, that is half as big as you and you still live. You only shrink
134: Expect the unexpected
135: Mario hats from Club Nintendo are AWESOME!!
137. You can stop time to look under girls skirts.
138. Some princesses likes tiny panties.
139. Some princesses likes to flash their tiny panties
140. Sometimes it's ok to be a pervert
141. You can capture wild animals by throwing a ball at them, and then they'll fight for you.
142. With a little bit of work, you can have more lives than a cat
143. Cockfighting animals in not only legal, but intended for children.
144. If you need a breather, you can pause your life
145. Yes, it is possible to fly by farting
146. Daddy screamed REAL good before he died
148. The hatches are open!
149. Redbull has it wrong, eating blue turtles gives you wings!
150. Hedgehogs may drop their money and run when hit but there's no way in hell to make an Italian drop his coins
151. Evidently, riding in the back seat of a go kart driven by your self (as a baby!) will not kill you as a result of an accident OR a time paradox. In fact, it's good strategy!!
152. The princess is in another castle.
153. Theoretically, I should gain my girlfriends powers since.......I ate her. Boobs, here I come!!
154. You don't need a space suit to survive in space!! Just a hat with a star in it.
155. Eating a mushroom will make you grow.....but touching a mushroom can kill you? It's probably best to just avoid mushrooms alltogether.
158. Sometimes you can swim in water. Other times, it will kill you. You won't know until you dive in at least once.
159. On the off chance that an ultra-bad-ass super soldier CAN swim, he can only hold his breath for about 20 seconds before he needs to come up for air.
160. There's a pretty good chance that there is an evil version of you, somewhere. If there isn't, one will probably be created sometime in the near future.
161. I think Candy Kong is WAAAY hotter than I should.
162. I think Krystal the Fox is WAAAAY hotter than I should
163. Big monkey face in space can eat arwing.
164. Evil guy have fetish taste ( want princess from very distant specie )
165. Mario would be a jumping god in D&D (probably 100 skill point in jump or more)
166. You should use the boost to get through.
167. It's totally logical to make a peripheral named "Robotic Operating Buddy the Robot"
168. If you ware a cap with wings you can fly
169. If your mate bites the dust just break open a barrel for an exact replacement.
170. People post negative comments on forums regarding games that they have never played
171. If you ever go to a construction be aware of a big monkey tossing barrels
172. Forcing captive animals to fight for your pleasure isn't cruel, in fact its for their own good.
173. Green/Blue/Purple liquid cures ALL ailments and diseases.
174. There are more than 1000000 critters per square inch of grass.
176. For some reason the best trainers on the world always have only one type of pokemon.
177.people never get sick
178: Baseball bat is more harmfull than sword
179: Sometimes, lava kills you, sometimes, it just harms you
180: Sometimes, sand kills you, sometimes, it just harms you
181. You treat viruses by throwing coloured pills at them.
182. Eating people may change your appearence.
183. Some things aren't actually happening
184. Most of the time, when you have one "Health Point" you still look just as strong and healthy as when you had full HP. You can run just as fast. You can jump just as high. You can punch just as hard......but this is a lie. The slightest brush with anything will kill you. That's why Low HP is known as "the silent killer"........or is that "High BP". I don't know.
185. If you've been shot, mauled by a werewolf, or set on fire, finding a turkey leg in a trashcan or sealed away in a wall will can save your life!! A box with a red " "? That's even better!!
187. Almost all the bad guys start playing with you until they use their final transformation.
188. Animals ca192. Best friend of a bear is a birds and and worst enemy's are witchesn evolve if you make them fight enough times.
189. Losing your hat makes you weaker.
193. It's okay to kill a man. Just walk a little bit to the right and then walk back to where he was. He'll be alive again!!
196. You can always fix your car just stop at the right place you will know when it shines.
198: your car can explode, burn,be smashed, fall on lava, and it'll be as good as new
199: every bad guy usually has a shiny red spot as their weakness
200: mario eats everything in space and it causes transformations and conscuences
There you go all 200 facts