Kids these days have it so great...

[Squilliam]

d21lewis said:

Squilliam said:
Maybe we should turn off all the nuclear power plants which aren't being used by super heroes to gain their powers. That way all these gadgets won't work as there'll hardly be enough power to go around! Muahahahaha evil schemes are the best!

My lawyer said it was in my best interest to distance myself from you, Squilliam.  But what does he know?  If South Park is to be believed, nothing but good things can come from playing with radiation.  I'm going to dip my balls into Containment first thing monday morning!!

Wow. Thats one great thing right there. Not only could you give yourself super powers, you could have super sperm able to penetrate anything. Imagine going to the mall and jacking off in the toilet and releasing enough sperm to impregnate an entire town! That way everyone will have super powers!

Your lawyer is lying to you!