I'll tell you a sadder story (it's true)
Once upon a time I got a cat called Crackers
Then I got another called Suki
and they lived happily ever after .. until suki decided to CHEAT on Crackers with some local sleezebag.
Crackers told Suki if she got rid of her other 4 children and only kept one she could stay in the house, and then Crackers took Oscar under his wing, but suki ussually gets a slap if she goes near Crackers now (seriously)
They don't hesistate to gang up on me when I have a turkey roast though ...







