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i think he is using Portal logic.
hes going to open a portal for PS3 but not going to open one for the Gamecube.
either way he will be too fat to get in it so it doesn't matter what he opens up
yes these fat jokes are never going to get old.



I live for the burn...and the sting of pleasure...
I live for the sword, the steel, and the gun...

- Wasteland - The Mission.