* Kaz Hirai wakes up after he had a bad dream. Turns up laptop sees news "Wada: Final Fantasy Versus XIII Under Consideration for Xbox 360"...... *
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Kaz: FUCK THIS SHIT!
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Goes to Square Enix offices ......
Kaz: Wada? Are you there my friend?
Wada: Yeah, I'm right here . I guess you've heard the news.
Kaz: Yeah, I've heard.
Wada: I'm truly sorry, we just have to make more profit
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Kaz: Have you heard the other news?
Wada: What other news?
Kaz: We're buying you! you don't have to worry about profit anymore!
Wada: OMFG that great news ! I want you to know we always wanted all our games to be Playstation exclusives, it just that.....
Kaz: GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT! YOU ARE FIRED MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
