d21lewis on 16 May 2010
At first, I thought "If Batman had this shovel, he'd solve Gotham City's crime in like 7 minutes!" Then, the guy used a fucking shovel to hammer a nail. How the hell do you do that without smashing your fingers? And I can imagine inviting my friends over to a night of fine dining and champagne (pronounced: Sham-pag-knee) and opening my bottle of aged port with.....a shovel.
And using the shovel as an oar? As a knife to chop food? To measure distance? Why stop there? Why not use that shovel to flip giant pancakes? Why not use that shovel to dial your cell phone? And most obviously, why not use that shovel to bury your ass after you get killed trying to use a goddam shovel to climb a building?
I no longer fear the Chinese military.
