UK General Election, Election Day and Results Thread

[Pyro as Bill]

News just in:

Labour are offering a deal to the Queen for an absolute monarchy in exchange for senior posts in her Court.

*Update
The Queen has declined. Labour are now offering a deal to President Obama about becoming the 51st state in exchange for senoir posts in the Executive.

**Update
President Obama declined. Labour are seeking a deal with President Ahmadinejad of Iran. They'll give Iran nukes in exchange for seats on the Revolutionary Council.