" On the 8th day,God made gamestop employees and he said "let there be annoying game shop assistants" and there was annoying game shop assistants."
or if you accept evoloution..." all those hours of being stuck in gamestop shops ment that the girl adapted to be geeky hot and gained wieght since she was the only female there it didnt matter."Also the bit about the hair gel came from the fact that over time their hair dapted like that.This is because it means they spend less time on their personal hygiene and more on annoying customers.
"They will know heghan belongs to the helghast"
"England expects that everyman will do his duty"
"we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"
