Jason Argent: "Hey guys, I've got a great idea for an ad campaign!"
Random guy 1:"Alright Jason, 'pitch' us the idea"
Jason Argent: "Haha, funny pun there dickweed."
Random guy 1: =(
Jason Argent: "How about we advertise that anybody who can play a perfect game first wins a million dollars?"
Random guy 2:
Jason Argent: "Indeed. Plus, playing a perfect game is impossible!!! People are probably too dumb to figure that out though. Hell, they bought 2k10 instead of The Show so they're probably so dumb they can't even tie their shoes!!! MUHAHAHAHAH!!!"
(fast forward 24 hours after 2k10 release)
Jason Argent: "...WTF is that?"
Random guy 3: "It's a vid of some guy playing a perfect game..."
Jason Argent: "So he's playing Uncharted 2?"
Random guy 3: "I mean for our game"
Jason Argent: "Oh... but that's impossible..."
Random guy 3: "It's not impossible now"
Jason Argent: "No"
Random guy 3: "Yes"
Jason Argent: "NO!!!!"
Random guy 3: "..."
Jason Argent: "FUCK!!!"
Random guy 3: "Guys from upper management asked to see you. They seemed mad..."
Jason Argent: "Ahgg, I need to use the bathroom really bad!"
(Runs in bathroom)
That's probably how it went down
